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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy


source:ugly
posted il y a 26 minutes






foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL







source:memewhore
posted il y a 2 heures






raideo:

this fucking cat looks like a video game glitch








do you have any idea what time it is young lady

do you have any idea what time it is young lady


posted il y a 4 heures






  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER





deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet





magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

image

Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show






Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you reblog each other so you assume you are friends.






  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

source:gay-writes
posted il y a 9 heures